I want steak. And steamed vegetables. And hot fresh rolls. And pie. Can’t forget the vanilla ice cream.
At least the cat looks happy.
She’s always happy. Never stops purring. Unless there’s food involved.
You know what’s really annoying?
Having pets that shit/piss inside the house.
You know what’s even more annoying?
One of those pets never covers their shit and slowly but surely this shit smell just creeps around the house and all you can think is ‘oh, Ra took a shit and FAILED TO FUCKING COVER IT AGAIN.’
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
one of my kittens, isis, helping me look for pet stuff online.
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
I was at Petco and this guy had walked in with his dog, an Australian Cattle Dog, and one of the workers that works there said “Wow, what a gorgeous Australian Cattle Dog!” and the owner was like “He’s an Australian Shepard. I would never own an ACD. They’re savage animals.” And I’m just standing there looking at the guy like he’s down right stupid and the worker was like “Oh. Well, sorry…my mistake…” and the guy walked off and the worker looked around and made eye contact with me and we both did this weird little “wtf was that” smile and then she asked me if I needed help with anything and I said ‘Humanity’ and she laughed.
Kitten farts are far worse than little doberman farts.
If you are an adult, becoming an adult, about to become an adult, or are worried about becoming an adult. take the time to watch this
actually, I think everyone, everywhere would benefit from this. please take the time. life is hard. SIGNAL BOOST.
This is important. Imagine if all of Tumblr can see it. I don’t want notes I want for you to each have a better day then the last. boost. watch.
Watch this. it might change your life. reblog. spread the word.