1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs




why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

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nothing is worse than vague prompts for an essay

It’s not the vagueness that pisses me off (she’s always preaching about how she LOVES to give us freedom when it comes to writing) it’s the fact that her prompts say one thing in the first half and then the second half of the prompt says another thing that contradicts the first half of the prompt. Then she goes about explaining to us what she means and she either contradicts what the two parts of the prompt says or just completely rewords the prompt and tells us that we’re making it so much harder than it is. Which would make sense if it were one or two people that were having trouble with it but when the whole class doesn’t understand what the heck she’s talking about…that’s all on her.
The last essay we had everyone completely bullshitted because we couldn’t figure out what the hell she wanted. And she still has yet to post all our previous grades for all our past essays so we’ve no idea what our grades are or what we’re screwing up in our essays. We’re literally running around blind trying to bend our back in 100 different degrees for this moron of a professor and it’s getting on a lot of our nerves.


Eyem Still Smokin

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curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

if the internet turns off one more goddamn time while i’m doing research for another bullshit fucking essay for this stupid ass professor i’m going to fucking kill someone.

i no longer have any patience for this fucking xfinity shit or this fucking professor and her stupid hypocritical fucking essays that make absolutely no fucking sense.

i am so fucking done this fucking english shit.

the professor can shove her stupid bullshit assignments right up her tight rich girl ass and fall off a fucking cliff

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finally find some cat collars that i actually like

they cost $14 each



marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

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oversized hoodies

you think they’re clothes

but they’re actually wearable hugs

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wait this isn’t about blowing your nose is it


"I’m just trying to get through this."

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